Diane throws up a little in her mouth every time she sees the Fail Whale.
"Hey Zuckerberg, you’ve had more ‘new’ Facebook layouts than I’ve had birthdays. Chill out. Love, Kayla."
Cynthia has a crush on Pete Cashmore.
Lawson understands the risk that his RSS feed could be trapping him in a political echo chamber, but he’s fairly certain that he organically chose to support SpongeBob for President.
Jimmy wasn’t allowed to use Instagram, and now he’s the least relevant kid at daycare. Parents just don’t ‘get it.’
"Ughhh Mom, stop it, pacifiers are so Web 1.0”