"Yeah, this playdate was… fun. Why don’t you request to join my professional network on LinkedIn when you get home and then we’ll go from there…"
"I really thought getting chicken pox meant ‘going viral.’ I’m so embarrassed."
Edwin uses Google Analytics to keep track of how many hugs and kisses he gets each day, but love doesn’t work like that.
Elissa thinks she can communicate with animals by speaking LOL Cat.