Earlier today, Simon’s mom deleted his “thinspiration” Pinterest board. What? Breast milk is fattening!
Marissa tags all her Instagram photos #nofilter, but she’s not fooling anyone at daycare.
Andy’s New Year’s resolution is to keep his temper in check, even if his father STILL can’t comprehend the difference between a swipe and a tap… bless his soul.
Jack thinks the only thing less useful than Dora’s Map is Apple Maps.
Dean sobbed uncontrollably when he discovered someone had already created a “Babies With iPads” Tumblr. That could’ve been him.
Avelyn-Rouge highlights the inefficiency of hide-and-go-seek by smugly referring to it as the “Bing of search games.”